DC Earthquake News Alert!

A good friend sent me this News Alert today:

Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault."

Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.  Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. 

Residents of D.C., don't be alarmed with the Earthquakes. That is just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!


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